Good morning! Let’s start off the Sabbath with a reading from the book of St. Anthony:
“And he said unto the masses: ‘Drink-eth the Energy Drink for is the blood of my blood and the flesh of my flesh, as I am-eth as I consume-eth.’”
“And yea did he disperse the Energy Drinks, Red Bull of regular and sugar free, and RockStar of Diet and Mango, Guava and Pomegranate. Behold-eth and notice the omitance of regular for the tartness cause-eth the sucking in of the cheeks and crossings of the eyes and other sins of facial contortions.”
“And yea did the people imbibe the nectar of the gods. And yea did they take-eth to flight, and spring from ceiling to floor and wall to wall and from apse to nave. Praise be for the buttresses for they did withstand the takings place.”
“Yea did the Energy Drinks ware-eth off, and they did take-eth from flight to sleep. Behold upon the awakening they enjoyed the laborings of the Baker and the nourishment of the cow and they did behold-eth Televised Animated Programs.”
Amen.
Now that I’ve just stuffed myself stupid on Arby’s, there’s really not much more to say as of yet.
And another thought about yesterday’s blog: when I get my lab, I would like it in a large spacious brick walled cellar. It will need to be at the bottom of a long winding staircase, and the staircase will need to be behind some sort of rotating book shelf. Awesome. I may also be hiring for a hunched back lab assistant. Large hunch a must. I will keep all of you posted as to when I am accepting resumes. The hot chick lab assistant I’ve got covered (love you honey!).
And now I shall return to the real world and practical issues. School is going well. As is work. Work is mostly slow today, but I just haven’t been in the mood for home work. It is a Sunday and I really don’t have that much anyway. I will just go home and read a good book maybe. Until From Russia with Love gets off work anyway.
I’m outie yall’!
T
“And he said unto the masses: ‘Drink-eth the Energy Drink for is the blood of my blood and the flesh of my flesh, as I am-eth as I consume-eth.’”“And yea did he disperse the Energy Drinks, Red Bull of regular and sugar free, and RockStar of Diet and Mango, Guava and Pomegranate. Behold-eth and notice the omitance of regular for the tartness cause-eth the sucking in of the cheeks and crossings of the eyes and other sins of facial contortions.”
“And yea did the people imbibe the nectar of the gods. And yea did they take-eth to flight, and spring from ceiling to floor and wall to wall and from apse to nave. Praise be for the buttresses for they did withstand the takings place.”
“Yea did the Energy Drinks ware-eth off, and they did take-eth from flight to sleep. Behold upon the awakening they enjoyed the laborings of the Baker and the nourishment of the cow and they did behold-eth Televised Animated Programs.”
Amen.
Now that I’ve just stuffed myself stupid on Arby’s, there’s really not much more to say as of yet.
And another thought about yesterday’s blog: when I get my lab, I would like it in a large spacious brick walled cellar. It will need to be at the bottom of a long winding staircase, and the staircase will need to be behind some sort of rotating book shelf. Awesome. I may also be hiring for a hunched back lab assistant. Large hunch a must. I will keep all of you posted as to when I am accepting resumes. The hot chick lab assistant I’ve got covered (love you honey!).And now I shall return to the real world and practical issues. School is going well. As is work. Work is mostly slow today, but I just haven’t been in the mood for home work. It is a Sunday and I really don’t have that much anyway. I will just go home and read a good book maybe. Until From Russia with Love gets off work anyway.
I’m outie yall’!
T
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