Memories That Could Have Been

Good afternoon everyone,

I am currently writing this here at work, however they have blocked the blog sites now, so I am posting this at home. Not that most of you would really know- I just needed something to write. So, for tonights entertainment, I have a list of Childrens Books that never were:

• You Are Different and That's Bad
  
  
• Dad's New Wife Robert
  
  
• Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Myself Book!
  
  
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  
  
• Some Kittens Can Fly
  
  
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
  
  
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  
  
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  
  
• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  
  
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
  
  
• Whining, Kicking, Crying and Getting What You Want
  
  
• Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games!
  
  
• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  
  
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  
  

That will do it for me tonight folks. I plan on spending the rest of the night watching cartoons. I know that doesn't sound like news to anyone who knows me, but tonight is special: I am the proud owner of Frisky Dingo season 2! Go ahead- buy it and laugh!

T