Sunday, August 31, 2008

Crude Oil News

Good afternoon everyone,

Here is some more crap I found in the news:

Hack Rapper, Hollywood Retard and all around Useless Human Sean “Diddy” Combs has had to stop taking private jets for his travel. And the reason?- Gas prices. Not only has he had to stop taking the private jets, but he is complaining that he has to fly first class when he travels commercially. Poor guy… apparently he has said in a video that is floating around the internet that we need to “tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down.” And not only that, he is pleading for free oil from his “Saudi Arabia brothers and sisters”.


Come on Diddy, really? Is flying first class that bad? At least you can afford to fly, unlike oh so many others. And do you really think they are going to give you free oil? I doubt that they will give you a discount. In fact, you are now the laughing stock of the Middle East, and most of America (except that one fan you still have).

If you do not believe me, you can read the story here, but for your conveinience, I have included it in it’s entirety here as well:



Diddy halts private jet flights over fuel prices

LOS ANGELES - Fuel prices have grounded an unexpected frequent-flyer: Diddy.
Sean "Diddy" Combs complained about the "... too high" price of gas and pleaded for free oil from his "Saudi Arabia brothers and sisters" in a
YouTube video posted Wednesday. The hip-hop mogul said he is now flying on commercial airlines instead of in private jets, which Combs said had previously cost him $200,000 and up for a roundtrip between New York and Los Angeles.
"I'm actually flying commercial," Diddy said before walking onto an airplane, sitting in a first-class seat and flashing his boarding pass to the camera. "That's how high gas prices are. I'm at the gate right now. This is really happening, proof gas prices are too high. Tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down."


Didn’t I tell you? What a retard. Maybe he could work his magic and tell Saudi Arabia: “Diddy says oil is free.” -and then pigs will be able to afford to fly too. Diddy; do it for the pigs! We need more that one of you flying our friendly skies! Or maybe try: “Fly free or die!” that would be just as nice. It would give everybody another laugh… at his expense… again.

I was half tempted to put this as another ‘sign humanity is doomed’, but this guy is just such a numb nuts, I think everyone is used to him making an ass of himself.

At least BK is open late…

When will he just go away?

T

2 comments:

$teve said...

I wanna work for Diddy...

A.P. said...

I think you already work for "Diddy"... :)